Total Medals Earned: 2,355 (From 401 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,690 Points
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/365 points)
Feels just like starting over.
The boy found his first checkpoint.
Halfway point of the journey.
Confront and destroy a demon.
Every epiphany has been reached.
Shine a light on some flaws.
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (150/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/200 points)
Kill Earn-a-tron
Throw water on SAZA
Eat the cheesecake
Wreck Daniello's unique style Asian house which he had to EARN!
The worst Tetris EVER
Find out who the masked hero is!
You'll know when you have a slash on your face!
Get to round 20
Keep those lips away from me!
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Get Electrocuted
Poop Yourself to Death
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 9/16 (130/340 points)
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Earn a gold medal!
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Get at least 7 achievements
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.